Because these go on in chat often, they are hysterical. I thought we'd start keeping them in a thread
(22:01:39) West: your supernal is soooooo breach-tastic, guardians and reeves are after him
(22:02:06) Cayce: your vampire so breachy the changelings decided to take him out
(22:02:29) West: your vampire so inhuman, changelings think she's a Keeper!
(22:03:06) Cayce: your autumn courtier so scary, the Prince always sends them a reluctant invitation to court
(22:03:41) West: your spring so lewd, the daeva named her priscus!
(22:04:16) Cayce: your fairest so imperious the ventrue nod respectfully
(22:05:02) West: your autumn so skurrrry the Haunts go to her house to trick or treat on halloween
(22:05:58) Cayce: your herald so blunt even gangrel get offended
(22:06:29) West: your claviger so friendly the Adamantine Arrow declared her Vidantus
(22:06:29) Sphendule: Your Beast so feral that Thyrsuses shapeshift to talk to them
(22:07:12) Cayce: the reverse is almost true in mage :P
(22:26:16) West: your guardian smoke so much dope they named a Masque after him
(PS, I couldn't find a thread created for this anywhere, so feel free to contribute)