You're so... / Yo Mamma / Pickup Lines

Nov 19th, 2014 10:28 PM

Because these go on in chat often, they are hysterical. I thought we'd start keeping them in a thread

(22:01:39) West: your supernal is soooooo breach-tastic, guardians and reeves are after him

(22:02:06) Cayce: your vampire so breachy the changelings decided to take him out

(22:02:29) West: your vampire so inhuman, changelings think she's a Keeper!

(22:03:06) Cayce: your autumn courtier so scary, the Prince always sends them a reluctant invitation to court

(22:03:41) West: your spring so lewd, the daeva named her priscus!

(22:04:16) Cayce: your fairest so imperious the ventrue nod respectfully

(22:05:02) West: your autumn so skurrrry the Haunts go to her house to trick or treat on halloween

(22:05:58) Cayce: your herald so blunt even gangrel get offended

(22:06:29) West: your claviger so friendly the Adamantine Arrow declared her Vidantus

(22:06:29) Sphendule: Your Beast so feral that Thyrsuses shapeshift to talk to them

(22:07:12) Cayce: the reverse is almost true in mage :P

(22:26:16) West: your guardian smoke so much dope they named a Masque after him

(PS, I couldn't find a thread created for this anywhere, so feel free to contribute)

Nov 22nd, 2014 05:39 PM

But Wait! There's more....

(16:52:12) West: You so ugly your Keeper erected a Watchtower in Arcadia so she could rewind Time to before she took you.

(16:58:31) West: you so ugly the tolltaker brotherhood has a bounty on yo mamma.

**Cayce** · Apr 29th, 2015 09:04 PM

"Yo baby, you must be Uratha, cause I didn't even need a pick up line!"

"Yo baby, you must have Mother Luna's Gifts, cause I just wanna make an 8 limbed beast with you!"

"Bitch please, yo mama so cowardly not event the ghost wolves would take her!"

**West** · Apr 29th, 2015 09:10 PM

Baby you must be a Moros because you're all that Matters.

Baby you must be an Acanthus because any Time I'm with you is The Perfect Moment.

Baby you must be a Shaman because I need to get Primal and Wild with you.

Baby you must be an Obrimos because that is one Prime... *ZAP*

Yo momma so dumb the Gangrel call her dumbass.

Yo momma so ugly they invented Obfuscate.

Yo momma so broke she joined the Ordo Dracul because she heard they got Change.

**Cayce** · Apr 29th, 2015 09:27 PM

Yo mama so broke she joined the Free Council, cause it was all she could afford :P

**Cayce** · May 1st, 2015 01:35 AM

Your sire's blood is so weak, ghouls frighten their beast away.

**West** · May 1st, 2015 08:26 AM

Your sire's Blood so thin, he tryna get Taken to Arcadia to get a Beast.

Your Gangrel so friendly she gets the Companion's Boon Blessing.

Your Changeling so ugly when her Mask is hardened she gets asked to harden her Mask.

**Cayce** · May 12th, 2015 12:34 AM

Your sire's blood is so thin, they can only use haven of the water.

Your direction sense so bad, you need space just to avoid getting lost in your own sanctum.

Your Guardian so ugly, they make him wear an actual mask.

Your Mystagogue so conservative they censor even the Hierarch's speech.

Your Arrow so blood thirsty they make the Lancea Sanctum go "daaaaaammmnn".

Your Libertine so radical they re-organized their atoms to only have one unpaired electron.

Your Silver Ladder so naive they tried to make friends with an acamoth.

Your Acanthus so dumb they have to use Faerie Glade to have someone explain the Lex Magica to them.

Your Sentinel so corrupt the Seers look up to them.

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