Tsameti is one of my favorite writers on this site, for precisely this reason.
You speak truth, sir. Excellent job.
Tsameti is one of my favorite writers on this site, for precisely this reason.
You speak truth, sir. Excellent job.
oh that tilt. War crime isn't correct exactly though. Its a crime against sanity. Dr. Lazarus should fix that.
Funny stuff.
However, I seem to be immune to the tilt... or at least strongly resistant.
I do have an acute case of apathy though. They haven't even found a treatment for it yet.
When you have made no decision, that is in itself a decision. A decision to kick back and let the tides take you where they go.
Although potent, it is easily countered by the Nevermind.
To execute the Nevermind, make eye contact with the woman. Open your mouth as if to say something, then furrow your brows and close your mouth. Quickly look away.
When asked about this behavior, typically phrased "What were you going to say?", put the finishing touch on the entire move with a simple, "Nevermind."
Depending on circumstances, this can be garnished with choice phrases such as:
"I'll figure it out, I just need time."
"I just didn't realize that about you."
etc, etc.
The Nevermind is effective. However, it's something of a delicate touch... it softens the blow.
Apathy has given me the I Don't Care. When the woman gives you the head tilt after some comment, you match her head tilt so you're looking her in the eyes, and offer some form of the phrase, "I don't care."
Acceptable variations include:
"I don't really care."
"I don't fucking care."
"That's nice/great, but I don't care."
"It's not happening, because I don't care."
"I don't care enough."
"That would require effort, and I don't care."
"You think I care."
"You have me confused with someone who actually cares."
And my personal favorite...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epkrs7XhvzU
Or say her outfit makes her look fat...then she'll just start yelling at you instead of trying to get you into trouble. Of course that introduces a whole new set of problems...