It sounded like work.

Keys clicking, mouse sliding, smoke exhaling... I was hip deep in the litmus test of geekdom.

There are people that don't know they're geeks, people that deny it, all sorts. Did you know there's a foolproof test? The All-Seeing Eye of Visio. From labeling your CDs to making diagrams of your stereo rack, it's the ultimate expression of things way too complicated. It's like pr0n for the obsessive compulsive.

A few hours later, I had a sweet, sweet diagram of Karabas' house, including the adjacent trees and houses. Between satellite photos on Google Maps and my own reconnaissance, I had recreated the target and environment to near perfection. I felt like a rock star.

Pouring a glass of Jack, I spun my protractor and envisioned the possibilities.