To His Grace, the Prince of Sacramento, Asa Clarke,

It is my regret to inform you that the officers of your court have acted most crassly, and I seek redress. They see fit to threaten my person while within the bounds of Elysium, and they do so while I have broken no laws. If they truly believe that I have acted inappropriately, and they truly believe that enacting physical violence is their only means of recourse, then I would be more than happy to accommodate them within the bounds of Monomacy, per the laws of your Domain. I would hate for them to feel that the duties of their office prevent them from following through with a desire they have so fervently expressed.

With your permission and blessing, I request the opportunity to issue this challenge, and to set dates for any that do not offer apology, as well as the promise to address me in the manner that I have requested.

Most sincerely, your loyal subject,

-B