News reports have reported that mononucleosis is going around. Many cases have been confirmed by area hospitals in recent weeks, with several young adults requiring stays in intensive care, which they received at Saint Ruth's Hospital, just north of downtown. The source interviewed, a Doctor Anteese, expressed hope regarding their prognosis. The media advises parents to keep their teens from kissing and contracting the deadly disease with a restraining mask that bares several similarities to that made famous in Silence of the Lambs.
There is a waiting list for them.