Too big!

**sanguisfiat** · Apr 24th, 2009 04:23 PM

Originally posted by jmiland1:

Brandon lets out a low whistle, looking at the Tree Too Big For Adjectives. "Do the spiders live around here?" he asks in a hushed tone of hopefulness, while trying to memorize the path to get to this clearing. Not that it would matter, knowing how the Hedge is.

Jmiland? You ROCK too hard for adjectives... *GRIN*

**Jmiland1** · Apr 24th, 2009 10:32 PM

Aww, thank you, Sanguis.

Apr 25th, 2009 08:04 AM

His XP Report's pretty funny, too

**sanguisfiat** · Apr 25th, 2009 08:23 AM

DAmn! I want to read!

I try to amuse Frost with mine but I think I just swear a lot *grin*

Apr 25th, 2009 12:28 PM

It amused me greatly. I've now been using the phrase "too - for adjectives" quite a bit.

**Jmiland1** · Apr 25th, 2009 06:58 PM

Originally posted by sanguisfiat:

DAmn! I want to read!

There's a few jokes in the report but probably the biggest is this.

(What did your Character Learn this month)
If your foe sees you taking measures (like deflating a tire), and you see them seeing you and you know they saw, then you may as well not have taken the time and effort. Just shoot the bastard.
When in the spirit realm, weapons work as normal. Don't worry about having to focus Supernal Will through your tool. Just shoot the bastards.
If you are socially awkward and are given a position during a Consilium meeting, the jig is up. Just shoot theâ€”no, no, wait. Bad idea.

**Forn Clakes** · Apr 25th, 2009 11:39 PM

:lol: Awesome jmiland.

~FC.

Apr 26th, 2009 04:36 AM

Haha, that was great.