Hey hey best monkey

[Circe]

Circe dials her favorite Spring Clavinger , with plans to prepare for things.

Ring ring ring.

[Sonnie Wu]

"Hello, you've reached Banana Industries. We care about your opinion. Press 1 for English, press 2 for Cantonese, press 3 to have your call disconnected immediately."

[Circe]

"Aw, I was hoping fer Italian, but I suppose that option has split. Oh loud sigh," yes Circe did sigh whilst saying loud sigh. Laughter is also clearly being held back in her voice. "I suppose 1 it is then. Can I please be directed ta the best girl with the whacking stick?"

[Sonnie Wu]

"I'll connect you to Ms. Wu. Please hold." The line goes quiet for a moment, before Sonnie can be heard humming some sort of musical tune. The sort you hear when actually on hold with some business. This goes on almost long enough to be annoying. Almost.

"This is Sonja Wu. How may I make your day awesome?"

[Circe]

"Already did Sonny! But, I'd like ta make some trouble," Circe laughs, "Oh ho ho ho! Want ta help me figure out how ta make it double? Seriously, I'm bored. Let's make trouble."

[Sonnie Wu]

"Intriguing... tell me more," she replied, "What sort of trouble did you have in mind, Ms... whatever your surname is. Something Italian, right?"

[Circe]

"Maniscalo," she had to think for a minute on that one. "Quite Italian. Well, didn't ya offer ta teach me parking? Might be funny fer ya ta watch me fail at it. Or I can show off some new purchases. If ya want ta visit the park, we could go fishing. It'd be a total blast! Oh oh oh, or is there someone ya want ta fuck with?"

[Sonnie Wu]

"Manis...calo?" she took her time pronouncing the name, wanting to remember it clearly. "Hm, okay."

On to the other topic, Sonnie sounded confused, "Parking? I don't even know how to drive." Wasn't Circe the gearhead? Shouldn't she already know how to park a car? It took the Spring Courtier a moment to make the connection. "Oh, wait! You mean parkour? Oh, yeah, we can totally do that!"

[Circe]

Circe frowns then sighs, "My bones are telling me I'm a stupido stronzo fer suggesting that and I shall regret it later," then smirks, "But screw boredom! In the words of a great bard, let's dare ta be stupid!"


Besides, she'd a method to minimize her ouch. "So, where shall we put all our eggs in one basket," yes Circe is singing to the tune of that bard's song. Though she stops, "Construction site? Backstreet with the boys? Yer favorite monkeying place? I can think of a fucked up warehouse, but its full of random shit."

[Sonnie Wu]

"I dare to be stupid all the time. It gets old after a while," she voiced her thoughts. After a moment, Sonnie suggested, "Well, there's a place that has indoor parkour courses. Good way to get started without the risk of tetanus. How's about that?"