Allen looks at the picture on Madison's phone and winces "My back hurts just looking at this thing" Imagine a werewolf in Gauru fit in a container like that. Several hundred pounds of Jack in a Box from hell.
He listens attentively to Sonja's story, grinning and snickering at the described woman's foolishness "I guess the moral of your tale is that you should always do your research before rushing into action" Something most shapeshifters have trouble grasping. Good thing Allen is there to lend a hand.
It is, indeed, his turn to tell a story, and Allen ishappy to oblige after taking a heavy sip of his beer. Almost time for another one.
"I used to deliver pizzas for a company which shall not be named, back when I was a student. There was one neighborhood we delivered to that was, to put it bluntly, a crime-riddled black hole. Basically a suburban project went terribly wrong" As they too often do. It was years before Allen's First Change, the spirits infestations must have been crazy there.
"Anyway, one day, I had a delivery to take to a house in this neighborhood and I wasn't happy about it. So I'm driving over there grumbling and when I see the street in the distance, I notice two police cars parked on the sidewalk just in front of the street. When I got closer, I saw that they weren't parked on the sidewalk, they were blocking off the street. As I drove up to the police car barricade, I saw five or six more police cars, at least forty patrol officers and a SWAT van all in the area. I parked behind one of the barricade police cars and walked up to the sidewalk with my order. A patrol officer saw me, work attire and delivery in hand, and approached me.
So I tell him that I have a delivery to make, give him the address, and the cop smirks, being all like 'It wouldn't happen to be apartment 1, would it?'. I say yes, and at this point, everyone at the blockade is murmuring something like 'The guy ordered pizza? Are you fucking serious?'. It turned out the apartment got raided minutes before I got there, and they pulled some kind of tough-as-nails gang boss out of it. I saw the news vans on my way back" Fortunate timing, being spared the lights of cameras.
"My brain was so blanked from the surprise that all I was thinking about was that I drove all this way and didn't even get a tip"