In the movies, people choke and spray their drinks.
The Fiddler was fiddling with him, and she'd have to settle for a wide eyed look and convulsive swallows. She was fiddling with him, right? Because that sounded like a come-on. Sounded like, because he wasn't a Pro at listening to them, because, well, because.
But, seriously, holy cow.
Can't, yo. Taken. It's hard to find a Smurfette, and there's things You Oughta Know about how great what you have is versus Gettin' Some Strange.
"Uh. That, uh. That rave thing. That thing. Not, like, the things..." He wasn't blushing. That heat on the ears? Just. The. Drink. "Uh, look. Were you hitting on me? I mean, I don't get hit on, like, ever, so. I don't know. So, I don't know, is what I mean, when I'm being hit on. Because it sounded like it, but, maybe you weren't?"
Hands lifted his drink and set it in front of Morgan, then plucked Lynn's umbrella and speared it.
"Velociraptor? Verminous? Vermicelli? Versace? Ummm. There. Pretty drink. Ta-da!"
Because magician.
"And don't they, like, make dog spray? You know, pepper spray for dogs?"
Think dogs are bad? Cats, yo. Evil Incarnate.