Figuring it would be good to be recognized by the Concilium as well as the Assembly, Emrys pulled out the number for the Herald. After a deep breathe, he dialed it.
*ring*ring*
Emrys calling Crowley
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Figuring it would be good to be recognized by the Concilium as well as the Assembly, Emrys pulled out the number for the Herald. After a deep breathe, he dialed it.
*ring*ring*
"You have reached Crowley
If you are enquiring about Mace's Ghostbuster Party, press 1...
If you are enquiring about something to do with our Mutual Friends and Funsters, please press 2...
If you are calling to discuss the Policlub, press 3...
If its for you like to talk to Crowley directly, press 4..."
Its Crowley's voice, only he is in evident humour, possibly slightly drunk, and having a giggle in the background....
"Okay funny man." Emrys responded wryly, the slightest hint of amusement in his voice told the Herald the joke was received well. "Since I don't get what one or three are about, let's go with four if you got the time."
There is more snickering, then a thud, a tinkle, and a bang. Muffled curses in the background. Thudding.
"Yeah... Thish ish Crowley." Pause. "Shit. That was the last of the Bourbon."
"Um, is this a bad time or a great time?" Emrys said half joking half skeptical. "I'm Emrys, and I'm looking to get setup in town. I heard you were the voice of the big guy so I figured I'd call for a crash coarse on the basics. Is that something you can do right now or should we setup a time for later?"
"Oh I'm on the floor!" It was hard to tell if it was a call for help or a statement of fact. "Maybe not now. I've been DRINKING! I do.... Know of a coffee shop. Its good coffee shop. Ands its in the city! Which is good."
Pause.
"Oh... You're one of them! I know them. Them's good people... Yes. Java Lounge. Sometime. During the day. Because at night these dip shit hipsters take over it. Probably on the payroll of the other Them's - the ones we don't like. Right?"
"Um, right!" The Enchanter said with faked enthusiasm. He couldn't tell if this was a terrible Herald or an awesome herald, but soon the Javalounge would tell. "Grrrr hipsters!"
He was so glad Crowley couldn't see him cringing.
Crowley makes a non comital grunt.
You want me to post a scene or shall you?