Stop staring, yo. You. Creepy.
"At least I could find the colored crayons," he answered with a smile. "That whole emo thing? So, like, junior high. But, hey, maybe that's not your fault? Your momma was so broke she probably gave you burnt toast crust and called it a crayon -- so you only had black and white."
That's right. She started it. Yo Momma? All in.
He took another swallow and shook his glass at his opponent. "Darn skippy I'm drinking for courage. Your momma's my sugar momma and we've got a date after this. She's so ugly she's got a Gold card from the sperm bank, but after her first kid," he waved the glass at her again, "She figured out they were selling her junk from some hairless albino cat. Great wig, by the way. Unless your mom did that? The bowl and scissors look, I see it, work it girl. And, yeah, I've got a napkin. It's full. It's for your mom later. You probably don't know anything about that, I'm guessing you call your weekly visit to Emo Anon at Hot Topic speed dating. Pro tip? Wrist cutting with a friend isn't really exchanging bodily fluids."
A pause, and a curious look.
"Where'd all the five dollar words go, Jo-Jo? Run out of fancy words you cribbed from a thesaurus to make you sound smart? I've got a word for you: poseur. Take that played out emo act and Scrabble dictionary off my stage."