Unlike Striker, he'd found a drink.
On stage. Ron. White. Style. Was it empty already? He waved for another, then realized he was Up.
"So, uh, funny thing? Bruce and I actually know each other. Not in the biblical sense, apparently that's reserved for that hottie he's with. Seriously, look at her. Give the man a hand."
Low. Hanging. Fruit.
"Honestly? I'll be pretty embarrassed if I lose this, because Bruce -- well, he isn't the brightest bulb on the marquee. Rumor has it, he was a boxer once? This guy is so stupid, when they told him Boxing was unarmed combat..."
He tipped over the glass, sucking an ice cube down.
"My bad. That's not true. I'll tell you something that's true, though. Last time I saw Bruce, we played Frisbee in the park. Hand to the man, no lie, he has the worst hand. Guy can't catch a frisbee to save his life. And it's not like you can yell 'Use Both Hands!"
He waved, and went to pass the mic, pausing and pump faking a throw before handing it over.