You Know You're a Gamer When...

Aug 14th, 2012 01:44 AM

One of the administrative assistants at work was having issues with the copier. I went up and looked at it. Coincidently, the machine choses that second to start working again.

Her: "Did you blow some magic on it?"

Me: "I don't have the Industrial Key."

Her: "What?"

Me: "I um... don't have industrial magic."

Her: "Okay..."

After she left, I realized that if I was a Moros mage instead of a Sin Eater I would have the Matter Arcanum. I also realized that there was no one at work who would get that.

**Chrisie** · Aug 14th, 2012 01:27 PM

That Potter...the rascal would probably have followed his father's splendid example and bullied Snape before going on some misdeed rampage by tormenting the Weasley's, lacing the luncheon wine with Polyjuice, putting snails in Hermione's satchel and then getting very drunk with all those rough kids from Durmstrang and them all ending the night by stealing broomsticks for a massive DUI incident after racing the Hogwarts Express.

**Mykel** · Aug 14th, 2012 02:19 PM

I believe that would be an FUI, wouldn't it?

Aug 30th, 2012 01:44 AM

When you are watching TV and you see a commercial and you think someone's else's PC would love it....Martha

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Sep 8th, 2013 02:39 AM

You are walking through an amusement park and ponder whether it is a Regency or the personal Rack of the Prince.

**Samaritan** · Sep 10th, 2013 10:52 AM

...sitting in a train, reading a book, the train is delayed and stays for 15 minutes in the station - you look outside the window and keep seeing the same scene and you can only think: "Damn, Real Life is lagging..."

Sep 28th, 2013 01:37 AM

You hear that your neice slaps all the bigger kids at daycare in some form of dominance behavior and the first thing that comes to mind is "Hmmm. Aspect of the Predator."

**Cayce** · Sep 28th, 2013 04:44 AM

When you have a BSing match like this with a friend:

Friend: Ha, I gotchu. Remember to put ice on that burn.

Me: Bitch please, I'm fireproof.

Friend: Oh yeah? Then how come you're not laughing?

Me: ...I forgot to activate my Elemental contract.

**Cayce** · Sep 28th, 2013 04:45 AM

This ^^^^ post is from me. Sorry, I was tired :(

Aug 26th, 2014 12:04 AM

...when someone says '3 to 6 hours' and you hear '3d6 hours.'