What. The. Actual?
Had Wayland just said practically the same thing he'd just said, while he was standing right there? Yeah. Talks Like Jack. Check that box and get your own schtick, yo. It's Genuinely Disconcerting enough to lose whatever witty riposte might have come from splayed layings.
"I know, right? By the way, your hand could totally use some lotion. You're never to young to moisturize."
Hands slipped into pockets, rolling the flat deck of cards hidden away, completely oblivious to what the cloth-covered rolling action might look like.
"Well. Only if the uterussesses, uterii? Uteruses, have toes attached. I think we've, like, established hooves are fine. Cloven, though. Jimmy Ray ain't about that solid hoof life." Cheeks puffed, then discarded the offer toabduct Babyhelp Robin carry anything. "But, no, like. I just wanted to, like, make sure."
Because once upon a time there had been a park. And, honestly? Wasn't really anyone's business about Dez'n'Jack.
"I like that whole, what is it, dauntless? Intrepid? Yes-I'm-attractive thing, though." Totally Libertine. "You been to church? We could go to church. Or."
Well. Wayland was a Sentinel, even if he was a poseur.
"Want to see my crew's place?"