I believe BDeHaven has left us
The two Acolytes make their move, descending the steps. They are met by a man coming the other way, ascending the stairs with a confused mix of openness and trepidation. In one hand was a steaming mug of coffee; in the other, a crowbar. He did not look exactly thrilled at the interruption, which only fed into his fearsome aspect, dressed as he was in paint stained camo pants, boots and ratty T; receding hairline turning to male pattern baldness; pony tail.
"What the fuck? You'se ain't Dennis! What!? Shop's closed, people!"
For the moment, the fellow was too stunned to process Chris' question.