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Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:37 am
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 9 Things I Hate About Everyone
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9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
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tsameti
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Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:40 am
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1) Yup, I do it. Mostly because sometimes when it's loud in a bar or public place it gets the idea across faster. Also, if you accidentally ask someone who doesn't speak English, you cover your ass.
2) I don't search for the remote so that I can change the channel NOW. I search so that I can change the channel next time...
3) I believe that it's in reference to how if you have a really pretty cake, you can't keep it and show it off. You eat it. You ruin and despoil its beauty to nourish your animal need.
4) Something that you would find and then keep looking? Love. Man, I know she's the one, and we're destined to be together... but maybe there's somebody hotter that's just as destined, you know?
5) Some of the newer cinemas have exquisite carpeting. Just so you know.
6) Until rampant genetic mutation makes human Precognition a sensory capability, I will unfortunately be forced to rely on asking people "Can I ask you another question?"
7) Jesus. Totally fits the bill.
8 ) I think the human race was pretty happy with its lifespan until we discovered the Galapagos Tortoise. Then we were like, this stupid thing gets to live a hundred more years than me? I call Shenanigans!
9) This one is my fault. About 8 years ago I made a habit of standing in front of bus stations during the winter. People would pull up relieved, thinking that they could still make the bus, but it had just left 5 minutes ago.
My poor victims started asking the question, and it spread ever since.
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Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:48 am
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Now THAT was funny
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Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:57 am
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LOL That was great! Actually, someone sent me all that in an e-mail so I thought some others might find it amusing too.
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Sheriff Ishani Naetesh, Gabriel Marcus, Shadow, Lioni Dupree, Veritas, Bella Orchid, Valencia, Zen, Jamie Jones (JJ), Lisaundra Frost, Karma, Maxine Fairchild/Ankh, Lavender Rose, Detective Venessa Blas
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