"Falstaff," Falstaff introduces. "But you can call me Falstaff. I'm pretty much Ermie's go-to right-hand guy, second boss so to speak. We're besties. My specialties are fun and foolishness, and also fun. And, before you ask, yes, I've tried Rogaine, and it only worked on my toes--I guess the water washed it down there from my head. I don't know. I suppose it could have gone worse, could of gave me sasquatch balls--then I'd need a nose-hair trimmer every time I wanted to take a piss. Not that I piss too regular; on the contrary, I piss quite normally . . . except when I take multivitamins. I like the little-kid gummy bear ones, but sometimes I eat too many. Thus the abnormal, albeit not-often, strange piss." He smiles, nods, meets everyone's eyes in turn. "Nice to meetcha."


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