Asp took the metal spoon as it was shaken at her. There was little about combat that squicked her out, but nobody liked eyes getting stabbed. "I'd put it in your eye with all my might. Grab you, stab, and keep pushing it all the way into your brain. I'd make it good for that by snapping the top off sideways with two hands and make a little knife out of it. More effective." It might not be pointed, but it would certainly be jagged and broken. That could be enough.
Asp thought about it for a moment. "Actually, it could be pretty good for severing a carotid too, if you did that. Either or."
Holy shit. She felt like she was talking about making prison shivs.
"As for why, I'd make it my sword because I didn't have another option. There are plenty of objects I could imagine being better swords, but when you gotta make do..."