He raised his right hand dramatically. "You got it, Mrs. Rosemary. I, Heath Moore, do swear to do all that I can to bring happiness and joy to the Freehold members, and do it in the name of Spring, so help me Spring."
-1 WP to swear the pledge
"And may my face fall off and may I be rained upon by custard pies if I fail. Should I quiver in the face of fear may I slip on a banana peel," he added after as a joke. "If ever I find a frustrated soul, I will be there with a feather to tickle them silly. Every frown I shall see its way rightway up, every sob I will mob with gags and pleasantry!" The comedian continued, getting carried away in his pledge.
"Ah heh heh, I mean, sure thing." He smiled helpfully.