He lets his smile linger for one last go around. 'If that wasn't supposed to be awkward you don't need my help.' That's as far as I'll take this one I think, its getting stale fast.
Brands? we both know that doesn't matter. 'But if you think you need one, just pick it up second hand and then wax poetic about its rich history.' Some skill in filibustering required. 'Then watch as people find any excuse to talk to anyone else.' Being boring is an art form in itself really.
The talking of it causes no reaction, the topic of death and decay even if only implied not a problem. 'Takes longer than I would have thought. That's a real skill, self preparation. On occasion when I've had need I tend to let nature take its course and just help myself after.' You know what are great for doing that fish, dangle something in the water and in a few days, bones picked clean.