Mariel has dragged her heels as long as was (in)humanly practical, and now has to face up that there will be no dead-body fairy cleaning up the local Sanctified church.
She is tired, and cranky, and filthy. They really need to empty their ashtrays here, she thinks to herself sarcastically, as she laboriously vacuums up the remains of several Definitely Dead Sanctified.
Mariel has explored the church and has claimed one of the largest rooms for herself. No sense in wasting good money on a hotel room when she had a rent-free place just waiting.
After polishing up the pews with some lemon-oil and mopping up the various entry ways with heavy-duty lemon-scented Pinesol, she is pleased with the results of her efforts.
EWWW. I feel so gross! Mariel decides to call it a night (for work-related stuff, anyway) and showers and changes into tight blue jeans and a low-cut black lace top-the flowers on the lace strategically placed so no bra was required.
Much better. She climbs into her sporty car, covers her hair with a black Hermes scarf and roars off into the night. I think I'll check out some new clubs, she decides. Club Asylum is great- hard to imagine anything better. Seriously. She smiles, thinking of Razor. I really need to figure out who owns the Asylum- maybe I can cut a deal to make a little money there.