"Oh, ha, ha. If the DMV could help, do you really think I'd be out here asking you?" Well, yes, she would, actually, because that's how she rolls, but it would always be helpful to make people think she wouldn't. "So, you wanna help or not?" Of course, she knew it wouldn't be free, but offering cash straight off the bat was the best to be sent on a wild goose chase.
She watches the man spitting... something out. "F**k, dude, you gotta get that checked out. No way that can be healthy." She makes a face at the hairball lying there. Eew-eeeew-eeewwwww!