HP: Urn-ing a cremation

[Circe]

It was an old profession amongst the criminal element. Corpse disposal was a thing that has earned the undersiders of society money since murder became illegal. The profession had evolved as the coppers got better at finding corpses mind you that was also true.


The oldest variety were of the "leave no trace" type, there plans often involved such thorough disposal that the remains could be flushed in a toilet followed by a cleaning that would put many a maid service out of business. They also tended to be people Circe didn't do much work with. When a cleaner had the muscle to break a thigh bone using a normal hammer, they tended not to need guns.


Not a useful group for Circe's needs for funeral arrangements. That would be the other type of "cleaner."


Not everyone who wanted family to have a funeral wanted to risk, you know, government attention. Mostly ICE. And whilst there were sanctuary cities in Cali, Circe was certain not everybody had the travel conveniences for moving a corpse.


And a cremation vault big enough for a great dane would be big enough for people, so Circe figures it shouldn't be hard to find someone who'd do it no questions asked for a little scratch. Less moral questions about funeral wanted than about make it just disappear.


It was that variety Circe sought out. She'd have been fine with either, but the Springs were being bleeding hearts.

5 successes

Date	Action	Roll	Result
2022-06-10 14:46:10	Circe rolls 11 to Manip + street + ally + glamour 1 (10 Again, WillPower)	8, 9, 1, 8, 9, 9, 2, 1, 4, 5, 5	5 successes

Gerrit and Sonja had an even greater debt to the elfin Fairest now. Literally a fiscal debt. She'd have them help her move product for free.


Saber Sloth

[Saber Sloth]

It's more then surprisingly easy for Circe to find a cleaner to do the job...'respectfully'. Almost as if they were just waiting for the gun bunny to call. One of 'em even looked starstruck that it had taken this long for Circe to be of need of their services instead of handling everything herself.

The Summer got first dibs on the vault's time. In and out, as quick as they could get the Corpse to burn, which. Which seemed to take a little longer then normal. Probably because Carlos was a Metalflesh, and not a regular fleshy flesh person but the cremators didn't know or need to know that.

But, eventually all that was left of the Changeling was a sealed Ziplock bag, put in a cardboard box. Definitely weighing less then what Sonnie Wu hauled back into the hedge for the pledge with the Blind Birds.

Now, all that remained was to call the Springs, Monkey and Giant Liam Gelt and set Carlos to rest.

[Circe]

Circe sends a text to Liam and Sonja with a message:

L&S, The poor puppy C that died in the Park has urned his ashing. Ready 4 burial wherever.