Training Day

[Ram]

“Well, good they can do something, ‘cause they certainly can’t run well,” he replied with a grin to her ‘threat’ and the swing of her hips.

“If you think you think the name fits, maybe that could be my acronym,” he said going along with her insult (uncreative though it might be) “Andrew Sarcasious Somethingorother. Though I think I might get weird looks at the DMV."

[Titania]

She had to admit, the idea of an Ogre knowing the Bard had piqued her interest. Besides, you gotta appreciate a man who can laugh at himself, especially given their respective circumstances.
"I can do a lot of things", she says, unable to contain the smile. "I can do a lot of things, Sarcasious"
"Race to the end of the park. Winner pays the Ice-cream", and it sounds a lot like Mary Poppins ordering him around, given her accent.

[Ram]

“Please,” he said with in mock indignity “My mother only calls me Sarcasious when I’ve been naughty.”

Her offer of a race brought a grin “Sounds good. I could do with some free ice cream.”

He came along side her and matched her pace for a couple seconds before “Ready? Set... Go!” Then took off at a sprint. The ground and stones beneath his feet helped lend him strength and speed.

Display of Grandiose Might activated

Date	Action	Roll	Result
2020-08-16 14:30:58	Ram rolls 6 to Stone 3 catch met, Athletics+Wyrd (10 Again)	5, 5, 3, 9, 8, 10, 6	3 successes

Foot Race 4 successes

Date	Action	Roll	Result
2020-08-16 14:32:45	Ram rolls 6 to Foot Race Stam+Athletics (10 Again)	4, 2, 10, 2, 8, 10, 10, 3, 3	4 successes

Speed bonus? failure

Date	Action	Roll	Result
2020-08-16 14:33:40	Ram rolls 1 to Unknown Speed 14 difference (10 Again)	3	failure

[Titania]

An Ogre through and through. It was the winner who got to pay, but of course he didn't catch on that small detail.
She smirks, keeping her pace.

[Ram]

Ram didn't notice Eleanor's absence till he'd already 'won' and he stopped confused to see her so far behind. Only then did he think back on what she'd actually said. "Shit," he muttered while she was still too far away to hear. It seemed a bit of a nasty trick to play off of his Curse but he had to admit he'd been got and was able to get past it as a relatively harmless take on the insult game.

He jogged over to one of the ice cream vendors on that side of the park. Two ice creams didn't break the bank of it funds but it meant this was going to be lunch for the day. He ended up getting two popsicles that were advertised as looking like the face of some popular cartoon with gumballs for eyes. They did not, in fact, look like a cartoon character. Presuming cubism wasn't the intent.

He meandered back at a leisurely pace, licking the frozen treat the entire way and turning his tongue blue. As he came within sprinting distance, he sloooooowly began an exaggerated licking motion towards the other mutated icy animated face.

[Titania]

"Hmm", she knew what the Ogre was doing. Had he attempted the same a couple of months ago, it would have worked. She would have been embarrassed, her skin turned the color of a tomato.
But on that account, she's grown now. No more hiding in public, or being scared by her own shadow.
"If this isn't an attempt at an indirect kiss, then I don't know what it is", she winks, extending a hand forward, "See, your hands are not so bad".
"Thank you", and then she shows him how to really eat an ice-cream. The lady-like way. Because sexy and parks don't mesh well, especially when you got the looks to end up on a national tabloid.

[Ram]

Ram stopped just short of actually touching the cream and yet Titania didn’t take the bait. (At least as far as she could see). And he couldn’t help but laugh when it didn’t. It was kind of refreshing for a Fairest.

"No kiss," he said "Indirect or otherwise. Wouldn't want to risk flowery contamination." Or actual contamination.

He handed her what she had earned, though he plucked out one gumball eye before handing it over. “Your welcome,” he chewed out his concession.

[Titania]

She stares in wide eyed horror at the gouging of the victim's eye. "You killed him", she says faking horror, "Brute".
She slowly eats the popsicle, careful to not inflict any more harm to their victim. "Thank you", she mutters, "Flowery contamination, risk? Don't flatter yourself. It should be a honor"

[Ram]

Ram does conceal a huff or two at Eleanor’s comments “Kllled?! No!”

“You’d be surprised what the body can live through when it doesn’t die first,” he laughed before realizing that it probably wasn’t appropriate.

He coughed again. Despite reassurances, blooms could be as deadly as a blade. With more than a little panic he glanced around and make sure that witch craft hadn't followed his footsteps.

[Titania]

"Oh, I'm sure of it", she knew a fair bit about bodies. How to break and fix them. But this wasn't something they could discuss in public. "Cold", she says of the last bite of popsicle while gritting her teeth.
She notices his paranoia and decides to change topic. "So, maybe I forgot, But did you find an accommodation?"