"We need straws."
If anyone's wondering if that's a joke? This is as serious as it gets.
"Preferably the bendy ones? So you can hook it over the edge so it won't fall in. But you know if you just buy wine in boxes, they have a spout. Then you don't even need a straw."
Surely he's not oh so carefully stealing glances at Campanella to see his reaction. And they say the Intervallutrix is the devil. Flipped open pizza box tops are the flop of this hand, and the steaming slices the chips to rake in.
"Maybe?" Blue-green eyes flicked over to B-Ro to answer. "Can't be music now that everyone's Auto-Tuned and can't be books now that they're all digital. Like, is it wrong to be into the actual visceral experience of reading? Not bouncing around TV Tropes on your phone, but flipping pages. Smelling the ink and paper each time. Seeing all the imperfections of the print. I dunno. Sure, digital books are convenient, but so are hookers."
And everyone would prefer to actually fall in love, right?
"As for secrets? I have none," he declared airily to Tyche as a slice of the Philly and Supreme were nabbed. Catch that? That's exactly what a lying chinchilla looks like. "Truth? Date night. We even ran into Campanella ."