"Once a newly Awakened arrived at Consilium. 'I have just Awoken,' she said. 'Please give me instructions, Master.'" He's got the serious face on. The Guardians Tell Stories Face. "The Master said, 'Have you had breafast?' 'Yes', replied the Initiate. 'Then,' the Master says, 'Wash your dishes.'"
He shot Truce. Then Strix. Then Campanella. Squirt, squirt, squirt.
"Guardianfucius say, why so worried about Golem rituals when you cannot even make Sight rituals?"
Seriously. That's a serious question. If you can't toast bread, quit running around like headless chickens hollering about Chicken Cordon Bleu.
Come on, kids. That's just dangerous, yo.