"Honestly? I'm still, like, dialed in on the whole 'coconut' word."
A hand rises, holding an imaginary orb.
"Is that, like, a little green coconut? Or some mutant grocery store coconut? I'm thinking, man, it's a good thing you didn't lead off with the word coconut. I like that, though. The way you saved that until, you know, we were all here?" That wily Truce. "Wait, what?"
The last parts for Faye. I am Jack's Surprise. Mostly, because after the trash talk from Avis, he figured any member of Veiled Threats was persona non grata.
"Ummm, okay. Sure. Yeah, I can do that. What's the play if someone answers? Political pollsters? Cable sales? Oh, and I have a press pass. If we want to 'interview'," finger quotes, "Them about the death."
For once, okay, for once totally not counting the times he'd first arrived and snuck peeks, he gave her a once over. So militant, girl. Like Terminator 3 Sarah Conner.
"I'm thinking interview."
Brother Rat gets a Skeptical Eyebrow. Of course there's lots of spiders, yo. It's The Great Outdoors. Not that that meant much.
Because spiders are everywhere.