"Dang. Dang, Avis . That was awesome. I totally thought when he smacked your arm, you know, it was over. But then you went all 'Last Samurai', and..."
Stop smiling like an idiot. At least he hadn't done the air lightsaber to punctuate, right?
"Wow. Congrats."
Totally gets a fist bump for the win.
"Uh. He's all right, right?"
Cause he got Knocked. The. Heck. Out.