There are a lot of people that are well off enough to never wash their laundry with the hoi polloi, and on occasion Rhesus wished that she was one of those types. It wasn’t often though, because it was somewhat akin to being a cab driver or a nurse in the trauma ward of a city hospital; you couldn’t help but see the spectrum of humanity in all of its glory. She was currently watching a young man stuffing his clothes in the washer with all the joy of a man dragging corpses from a battlefield, and the little woman guessed that she could smell his crunchy socks from the length of the building if she wanted to try such an experiment.
She peered at the trash can to the side of her and ignored the yammering of the old analog television that was bolted unto the ceiling, the remote control hanging by an industrial strength chain from the looks of it, something that would probably pull the TV down from its moorings before giving up its grip from the remote, but that wasn’t nearly as fascinating as the articles of clothing that various people gave the fuck up on. Piss stains. Skid marks. There was a Philadelphia Eagles shirt with dried blood on it, along with several holes that made Rhesus think of knife fights. Then there the minor atrocities such as olive oil stains, coffee, house paint, and the hair some goddamn dog shed…
The man, a student most likely, barely out of boyhood – he’s met by a cute lad with bangs and hipster glasses, and Rhesus squints as the heady mist of lust forms between the two. Lovers, no doubt, and they care barely keep their hands off of each other but they manage it thanks to Rhesus and her overall look, the visage of a woman that obviously ate a small mountain of pills in order to be sane enough to tie her shoes. “The bathroom,” Cute Hipster says, giving Rhesus a curdled dairy product look, sour and yellow, and Crusty Socks doesn’t say anything but he smiles, grabs a pair of undies for some arcane reason and leads his beau into the bathroom; from the glimpse that she got from it the thing looked tiny.
Then the flimsy door shuts and locks, and for the moment Rhesus is all alone with the television.