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Kai Mage ST
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Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:00 pm
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If Lords of the Rings was written by:
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http://www.astro.umd.edu/~pierce/lotrbyothers.html
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Frank Herbert
Legolas allowed himself the luxury of allowing himself the luxury of a stray thought. What new treachery is this? he mused at the form coming slowly toward them through the world-haze. He reached out with senses sharpened by years of Elvish training. It looks like ... no! That cannot be! It must be a vision. Nazgul spies must have poisoned my lembas.
But the self within himself knew that his lembas was uncorrupted, that the vision that he saw now was not merely of a possible future but of an inevitable future. Yet still it strode closer, and closer, its pointed white hat contrasting sharply with the dull oceans of unbroken forestland and mountainrock behind it.
Galdalf lives!
"I am no longer Gandalf the Grey," the wizard intoned, his white stillrobes glistening in the day's heat. "Through the Trial of the Balrog I came close to death, but now the sleeper has awakened! I shall now be called ... Gandalf-Muad'Dib, the Mithrandir, the Lisan Al'Maia!"
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Douglas Adams
On this particular evening, something changed hands quietly in the back of a hobbit-hole in the Shire many miles from the dark realm of Mordor. A small, metallic something. Something which could be accurately described as a circular loop of shining metal.
The land of Middle Earth was almost oblivious to the change of ownership, which was wonderful for the two parties concerned. The trade went unnoticed among the citizens of Rivendell, it escaped the Nazgul completely, and even the dark lord himself continued straight on with his day without noticing. This was a pity for him, because it was exactly the thing he had been searching for all these years. _________________ ________________________
Kai: SS(*), MS(*), FS$( 8), SA$(20) ,SH$(17), M:12/15, W:8/9,H:13/13
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West Mage Moderator
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The DA was awesome, the FH, meh, not so much. The first sounded as if it was written by a reader, the second by a movie watcher. _________________ Dog: Protean 1
Asa: Protean 1, Striking Looks 2 (handsome), Presence 4 ((-1 Vitae)) Resilience
Nightfall: Polychromatic Fairest, Striking Looks 2 (Intense Eyes) -2 Glamour -1 WP
Zero: TrAur$, Untouch$
West: SupAug$*, Misdir$ + MenS$, 3rd Eye$ + MTM$ (PerInv, Acc, PsySwX3)(4.0)
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Kai Mage ST
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Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:05 pm
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Yeah, the Douglas Adams one has me rolling. It is the best of the two. _________________ ________________________
Kai: SS(*), MS(*), FS$( 8), SA$(20) ,SH$(17), M:12/15, W:8/9,H:13/13
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Lexi Novice
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Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:08 pm
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I dunno, the Dr. Seuss one is hilarious. _________________ Erika Brady,Dr. Akasha Asaan, Felix Felice, Tiffany Lysander - Mother Goose, Roselynn Thorn
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