Kellie walks into the bar, taking a seat at the empty bar. He goes to order, but finds that a drink is in front of him. Lots of drinks. More than he can count, they fill the counter space. Except for one. One space on the bar is empty, and a shotglass filled with bone and pus rests under the bar. Kellie looks for a way to get at that shotglass. He looks at where the people are sitting, he looks at the bartender, but cannot find any way down to the underside of the bar. Then he looks behind him. In the dark corner, there is a room marked "staff only". Kellie walks through the door, sits down at the bar, and contemplates his drink. He smiles at it, then goes back through the door again, and goes back to the bar.
"Whatcha havin" A wolf in gauru leers as it leans over you, spit dripping from its fangs into the drinks.