Posten on Reddit's /r/OffMyChest by Throwawaythesoul
"I am hurting people with magic and I'm not even sorry
Hey guys. Throwaway for obvious reasons. I know this seems farfetched but I really need to tell this to someone. This will sound super crazy, but bare with me: I think I can use actual magic like not the things in movies with the sparks and visual effects but actual magic. And every time I use it people get hurt big time.
I don't want it to stop though. See, every time someone around me gets hurt I profit from it, like loterry winning profit levels.
I guess I don't wanna hear any advice, but I wanted to get it out there."
The comments range from memes, people applauding the OP for watching out for number 1 and many, many posts asking for proof.
"What want me to come over and zap you?
But whatever, here:
[Link to a newspaper article about a sinkhole at a funeral] That was my mother's funeral. Scored me a fat inheritance.
[Link to a gas explosion in an apartment building] Won the raffle for a car around the corner. Must of been related don't you think?
Still don't believe me? For my next trick, I'm going to win me a house. Why don't you drop by if your so curious? [Link to a 'GET THAT CRIB!' promotion at a newly opened real estate agency in downtown Sacramento]"
Discussion really hasn't proven any more insightful and the thread has been closed since by the moderators.
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'Snyder's Real Estate' is a small, ground-level real estate agency on the corner of a rather busy street in downtown Sacramento. It's glass fronts have been decorated with green baloons und bright advertisements and chipper music from inside could be heard on the street. Apparently they were pulling all the stops in order to create as much publicity as possible - and judging by the decently sized group of people gathered inside it seemed to work.
'GET THAT CRIB!' jumped at interested onlookers from basically everywhere. In order to participate, one simply had to fill out a form and pass it on to the staff, who would then add it to a big transparent plastic sphere - the Hunger Games hommage was probably only accidental, because there was a real air of excitement and joy around all of it.
But if you were to believe some throw-away account online this excitement wouldn't last.
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