If you build it

[Circe]

"Ya know Critters?" Circe was a child of the 1980s so the horror movies were memorable to her. "Rolling furballs with teeth? Tend ta swear a lot? They like ta bite the groin."

Circe claps as she hums out, "Oh whacking hour oh whacking hour, tis Sera's time."

The Summer skips, yes skips, over to the barrel full of foam objects. The swords are black handles with blue blades shaped like a proper long sword, if somewhat oversized in the blade department. This lets users tell where the flat is. Circe tosses them towards Ram and Seraphina.

"So they could be bought in long, short, shiv, and big ass," she explains as she pulls out a long sword for herself. "And I have absolutely no idea what yer used ta Sera, so let me know what is the best option here."

[Seraphina]

Eyes narrow slightly as she tries to remember the movie, then a shake of her head, “Nope, don’t remember it. Kinda wasn’t around for much of the 80’s. Soo, maybe an 80’s horror movie night is in order?” could be fun!

Laughing as the Summer literally skipped, she follows. Not skipping mind, you. “Uh, well, not really used to any to be honest. The only weapon I’ve ever used has been the dagger you made for me. And even then, it’s not really actual training training, if that makes sense.” Weapons had never been her thing, unless she used them in her past. And even then, she had no memory of it. “But I shall select a long on as well! Surely size is important here.” She teases the elf with a wink. The Nix takes a few test swings with it, not at Circe, but getting a feel for the foam.

[Circe]

"Bad movies and booze? Sounds like slasher bait, oh ho ho ho!" Circe liked Seraphina's suggestion. "All fer it! Gives me an excuse ta shoot a serial killer."

"Oh ho ho ho ho!" Seraphina's inneundo does get the elf to laugh, "Superb! Magnitude is the difference where it counts."

She walks over to Seraphina and does absolutely terribly, exaggerated fencer's flourish. Mostly swishing noises. "Swish, swish, stab should apply ta all. It's a cazzo blade not a fighter jet."

Wrap up time, 0 hours to go folks! This was amusing scene. Thank you so very much for this, have a grand week!