[mention=Sonnie]333845 gets a telephone call from and the caller ID for some reason says Fun Smurfette.
Shall she answer?
Who calls?
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[mention=Sonnie]333845 gets a telephone call from and the caller ID for some reason says Fun Smurfette.
Shall she answer?
Sonnie gets a telephone call from and the caller ID for some reason says Fun Smurfette.
Double post sorry.
Sonnie answers the phone in a sesnually husky voice, "Hello, stranger! You've reached Just Monkeys, the hottest simian singles chat line in town! For just $9.95 a minute, you'll be connected the sexiest monkey girls around! Please recite your credit card number after the beep."
A pause.
"Beeeeeeep!"
"Ooooooh," Circe fake moans, "That is so tempting ta have some hot tail action ta go with my lil' surfette number. Do ya include monkeys in silicon rubber suits?" Then Circe went into an impression of a used car salewoman, "Because if not do I have the deal fer you! Complete with kaboom! The ultimate cleaning tool to remove any stains from anything by removing the thing that is stained! Only $499.99 per kaboom unit! But the suit is freeeeee."
Sonja was always good for fun.
"That's right, just $9.95 a minute and you'll be in the hot action with Sacramento's sexiest... wait, suit?" The husky seductress voice was dropped, returning to the Beast's usual chipper tone. "Oh, right! The armored catsuit thingie! Is it finally ready?"
"Yes indeed my favorite bouncing customer! Time ta re-skin the monkey," salesmanship continues, "All ready fer ya ta pick up and try it on. Remember ta bring baby oil and or powder if ya have buffed up!"
"Got it ready and waiting at my Hollow. Come and get it!"
Sonnie's answer was just a loud squeal of delight before she wordlessly hung up.
"Wonder which door she'll use?"