On a Twitch Channel that no person, without a tin foil hat, watches, a man sits in front of a green screen spouting off conspiracy theories that are nearly as dumb as flat earth rhetoric, or are they...
"Ladies and Gentleman, we have a serious problem. these military jackboots are selling their surplus weapons to the bandanna wearing hoodlums. Gang violence has spiked and the murder of Andrew Marcuson is an example of that. Area 51's vaults are wide open people, take the blinders off. I have been given some footage you will only find here." The man points to a TV screen next to him and waits... and waits... it's awkward, then the footage shows up. It is a cellphone camera from a higher vantage point looking down on the body of dead person. This person isn't just dead, he has a hole the size of a basketball burned right through him.
"This is obviously a high powered energy weapon, using alien technology, that killed this man. Mr. umm Marcuson. The truth is out there people. This isn't just some line. Andrew Marcuson was a decorated police officer, before he was silenced for trying to speak out about the Sacramento police being a guinea pig operation for steroidal super cocaine mixed with alien DNA..."
He continues to go on... and on ... and on...
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