Unbelievable Alexander thinks to himself as he's read the Director's note once more. His response is handwritten on a piece of fine paper
"Dear Director,
I don't suppose you care to explain your position further? Call me if you do (you know the number). If you don't, please respond with the terms of this duel you so desire.
P.S. In plain English this time
Best regards
Alexander Brown, King of Summer"