"No. I'm going to die. I'm going to die in this cold, dark shnookums-less world."
A dramatic hand flourish and plaintive wail had answered Avis. And a smile. Even strained, below pain-pinched eyes, it was to let her know he was Okay. Or, going to be. Hopefully she got the Guardian-speak for What Was Wrong. Nobody got thugged by a ghost. Just Pride. Apparently? Lots and lots of Pride. Lots, yo.
And maybe the smile also said The Bad Men had been Punished. That nobody had to worry about their Sins.
Eventually he had also announced he was "The Batman" during the ride. Deep Bale Voice and everything. Except more croak, less Deep Bale Voice. Because, wasn't he? Hadn't Batman's back gotten jacked up? Wasn't Batman a Guardian? Taking the fall for Harvey Dent? Totally the Batman.
I am Jack's pain-addled musings on Life, The Bat-Cave, And Everything.
Eventually they arrived at Whitey's Jolly Kone. It's a great spot for post-credits schwarma. Ridiculous name? Check. Huge parking lot for privacy? Check. Chili fries? Check. And who could resist a Fresh Peach Milkshake.
"Sally?"
The mop rolled over in Avis' lap that he'd managed to look abjectly pathetic enough to need to commandeer as a pillow.
"What happened to Michael? Michael Perrett?"