St. Rose of Lima park, downtown Sacramento. For over twenty years, eight dollars and a signed waiver will open up the winter wonderland made famous by Hans Brinker. Although temperatures have been in the mid 40s and 50s and there's not White Christmas in sight, it's still aChristmasWinter Holiday favorite.
"I have a confession."
The mop leaned closer to his Intervallutrix, voice dropping softly as they stood in line.
"I've totally got this weird phobia about falling, and, like," long fingers splayed outward to pantomime catching a fall. "Someone running over my hands? I know it's, uh, a little weird. Okay? But I just want you to know that recent studies show that severed body parts should be chilled, but not frozen. Frostbite, I guess? So, if I lose a finger, okay?"
Said fingers retreated to the pockets of the dark peacoat that was old enough to start showing fuzz balls and slick elbows.
"Have you done this? Before. The skating. Not the, uh, recovering severed digits."
Who even knows what the other people in line are turning to look at.