EoD Cards Against Humanity

[Dark Passenger]

Let me give this a try, some are personal experiences if anyone wants references:

________dragged me into Court while I was________

I stepped out of the Torpor Closet wearing________, so I then I ________

________chased Allison for years, but then ________ happened.

Everyone knows Asa prefers ________

Damn ________ always has to make a pirouette when jumping from a moving ________

________ should have shot ________ that day at the ________

And:

Velma's Diamonds
Incendiary Grenades
Blondes
Tongueless Dogs
Salt the Earth
Making it Rain
Collecting Hair Samples On The Prince's Behalf
Martha's Telepathy - (C-Leg, or Lemonade No One Wants... hard to choose)
Cock-Blocked Heinz - (or Blocking)
Dancing Blindfolded
Walk in the Park Scene XXVI

[Teeramus]

Multi Blacks. They're good right? (Also some of these were purloined from chat while people weren't looking. )

Remember _____ and the cabal based around _____?

_____ succumbed to _____. And they weren't even _____.

Watching the mage councillors trying to agree on something is like watching _____ but with more _____.

There's got to be a merit that let's me do _____ and _____ in the same turn.

Well my next character is definitely going to have more _____ and less _____.

It sounds like she only offered to drop the _____ if he makes an oath to be bound by _____.

If you use _____ then the _____ will come after you.

Maybe _____ just wants _____ and will do anything to get it.

The only way you could prove _____ is to postcog it, but then you'd have to worry about _____.

And some whites to go with them:

Charges against consilium
Yet another private Councillor meeting
'Accidentally' showing up to a private meeting
Mages gathering evidence supernally
Lashings as punishment
An oath on your honor
Absent Sentinels
Scelesti, Banishers, Seers, take your pick

[West]

Bout due for an update if anyone wants to add things they've found funny lately