You were snickering as you wrote this. I was as I read it. OOC aside, wonderful post.
Well that's just a huge load of crock, Ruby decides. First of all, there's no reason Theo should be organizing private tours for money. If he were stepping around the museum to do so, it would be tantamount to stealing.
Besides don't get her wrong, Ruby loves the Fillmore museum. It's got great history, and some very beautiful Mesopotamian art. However, there's no escaping the fact that it is also undeniably boring. It's even fishier that Theo is planning on showing the Medieval exhibits... he knows full well that Western European History is one of their least impressive galleries, barely comprising a dozen poorly preserved trinkets. Why would anyone want a private tour to begin with?
"Theo," Ruby sighs in exasperation, "you'd better be telling me that you've booked an elementary class. We don't do private tours, for a whole host of reasons."
Hey, wait... unless...
Ruby's face brightens, and a knowing grin spreads over her face. "Oh. My. Goodness! It's a girl, isn't it? I can't imagine who else would let you take them to see the Medieval room."
"That is so cute, Theo! Bringin' her in to see your work..." and suddenly her visage grows fearsome, the Chili ladle extended like some threatening weapon.
"But if you dare breath a word of the Mysteries, just because you caught a pinch of the Love Bug, so help me I will bury you in Marble for a week with naught but the hole left to feed you!"
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